Wednesday, March 24, 2010

The Monks' Secret







Very interesting

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He
goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke
down. Do you think I could stay the night?

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his
car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a
sound like no other that he has ever heard . The next morning, he asks
the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you because
you're not a monk.

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his
merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the
same
monastery.

The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car.

That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had
heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply,

We can't tell you because you're not a monk.

The man says, all right, all right.. I'm dying to know.

If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a
monk, how do I become a monk?

The monks reply, you must travel the earth and tell us how many blades
of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find
these numbers, you will become a monk.

The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns
and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have travelled the
earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you
had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and
231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.

The monks reply, congratulations, you are correct, and you are now
considered a monk .

We shall now show you the way to the sound.

The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the
sound is behind that door.

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, May I
have the key ?

The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. Theman requests
the key to the stone door.

The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made
of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind
that door is another door, this one made of sapphire . And so it went
on until the man had gone through doors of emerald,...

....silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, This is the key to the last door .

The man is relieved to be at the end. He unlocks the door, turns the
knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that
strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight.


"But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk……"



I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT U R FEELING RIGHT NOW;
I'M STILL HUNTING FOR THE IDIOT WHO SENT THIS TO ME!............

Friday, August 29, 2008

The Funeral - Of course not mine

"Sharing Is Caring" So I would like to share this email with everyone.

This is after I went through all the blames from my close friends. I wont say my life is sucks... Just sometimes everything turn upside down when i give special care & concern for someone. Not all of them, just some of them....

My life full of hurt..... But i still love my friends.

Cut the crab......

Enjoy reading....

One day all the employees reached the office and they saw a big sign on the door on which was

written: Yesterday, the person who has been hindering your growth in this company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the gym.

In the beginning, they all got sad for the death of one of their colleagues, but after a while they started getting curious to know who was that man who hindered the growth of his colleagues and the company itself.

The excitement in the gym was such that security agents were ordered to control the crowd within the room. The more people reached the coffin, the more the excitement heated up.

Everyone thought: 'Who is this guy who was hindering my progress? Well, at least he died!"

One by one the thrilled employees got closer to the coffin, and when they looked inside it, they suddenly became speechless.

They stood nearby the coffin, shocked and in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul.

There was a mirror inside the coffin;

everyone who looked inside it could see himself.

There was also a sign next to the mirror that said: There is only one person who is capable of setting limits to your growth: IT IS YOU!

Your life does not change when your boss changes, when your friends change, or when your company changes.

Your life changes when YOU change, when you go beyond your limited beliefs. Examine yourself and watch yourself.

Don't be afraid of difficulties, impossibilities and losses. It's the way you face Life that makes all the difference.

And it is only YOU - who can make a difference to your life.

I don't know who is the writer, but what he says is true.

If you stop worried about your close friends, he will think that you have change even though you did so much of things for them.... How you explain to them also they wont understand. :) I just went through that. Chill out always.

Moral of the story - If you want your friends be happy always... you have to stop think about your future. Agree with me? Then who will take care of your family? How you going to live in the future? Do your friends will do the same thing for you?

This is call life- Experience is the best lesson in our life.

I am still the same, i hope they understand that.

I think i started to sell crab again here.

BYE.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Health - Important Tips

*Answer the phone by LEFT ear

*Do not drink coffee TWICE a day

*Do not take pills with COOL water

*Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm

*Reduce the amount of TEA you consume

*Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume

*Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night

*Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS

*Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time

*Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning

*Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping

*When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000
times.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree??"

"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

Monday, July 14, 2008

Telemarketing Consultants

Please pass this to those whom seeking for job for temporary.

Preventive HealthCare Sdn Bhd is a professionally established
consultancy firm, which caters marketing and consultant services to
many corporate industries within Malaysia. Preventive HealthCare
provides inclusive training to enhance customer service and knowledge
on marketing. The firm also endow with many remuneration and benefits
to employees.


Location : Megan Phileo Avenue Kuala Lumpur
Work Time : 10.00 am – 6.00 pm
Work Days : 6 days
Salary : RM1000 + RM300 (Allowance) + RM300 (Other Allowance)

Requirements
1. Able to speak and write fluently in English
2. Result and performance oriented personality.
3. SPM leavers or College students are also encouraged to apply
if meet requirement.
4. Willing to work in Kuala Lumpur

Interested candidate kindly contact Mr Venu or Mr Evan from the below
details

Mr Venu : Office (03-2162 1759) Mobile (016 2415597)
Mr Evan : Mobile (012 6817351
)

GOOD JOKE.....

    An Israeli doctor says:
    'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of
    one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

    A German doctor says:
    'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another,
    and have him looking for work in four weeks.

    A Russian doctor says:
    'In my country, medicine is so far progressed that we can take half a
    heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for
    work in two weeks.'

    The Malaysian doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we
    recently took a man with no brains, out from Kepala Batas, Penang , put him
    in the Parliament for 5 years, and now half the country is looking for
    work.'

Data Center Operator

Responsibilities:

  • Implement and manage Local Area Network (including VLAN) in Data Centre.
  • Manage and monitor the performance of LAN and WAN.
  • Analyze and troubleshoot the network failures or network performance degradation at data centre.
  • Support operation team in ensuring availability of network and data centre infrastructure.
  • Implement, configure and manage all switches in data center for optimum performance – Cisco switches, Fiber Channel switches.
  • Implement, and Manage cabling standards for data center.
  • Manage and monitor the UPS and power consumption in data center.
  • Carries out day to day routine and ad-hoc tasks that are necessary to run the data centre operations environment.
  • Perform first level troubleshooting and technical support to areas related to Server and data center equipments.
  • Provide first level support for data center activities related to planned or emergency system support, backup, access authorizations, alert escalations and environment monitoring activities.
  • Provide monitoring and performance documentation as required in related process and procedures implemented.
  • Prepare all required samples for all audits related to data center as well as Sarbanes Oxley’s (SOX) half yearly tests.
  • Maintain configuration management database based on specification.
  • Manage assignments, schedules and deliverables assigned as part of new projects.

Requirements:

  • Minimum Diploma in Computer Science / Information Technology or equivalent.
  • Minimum 3-5 years of working experience.
  • Possess knowledge of UNIX or LINUX, VMWare, Cisco, TCP/IP and Symantec Netbackup, Windows would be an added advantage.
  • Possess CCNA Certification would be an added advantage.
  • Possess knowledge on firewall will be added advantage.
  • Possess exposure to configurations of Core switches will be an advantage.
  • Good written and verbal communication skills in English.
  • Able to start immediately is an advantage.
  • Adhere to 3 staggered shift duty rosters but it is not 24 x 7 patterns. No need to work during weekends.

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