The Funeral - Of course not mine

"Sharing Is Caring" So I would like to share this email with everyone.

This is after I went through all the blames from my close friends. I wont say my life is sucks... Just sometimes everything turn upside down when i give special care & concern for someone. Not all of them, just some of them....

My life full of hurt..... But i still love my friends.

Cut the crab......

Enjoy reading....

One day all the employees reached the office and they saw a big sign on the door on which was

written: Yesterday, the person who has been hindering your growth in this company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the gym.

In the beginning, they all got sad for the death of one of their colleagues, but after a while they started getting curious to know who was that man who hindered the growth of his colleagues and the company itself.

The excitement in the gym was such that security agents were ordered to control the crowd within the room. The more people reached the coffin, the more the excitement heated up.

Everyone thought: 'Who is this guy who was hindering my progress? Well, at least he died!"

One by one the thrilled employees got closer to the coffin, and when they looked inside it, they suddenly became speechless.

They stood nearby the coffin, shocked and in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul.

There was a mirror inside the coffin;

everyone who looked inside it could see himself.

There was also a sign next to the mirror that said: There is only one person who is capable of setting limits to your growth: IT IS YOU!

Your life does not change when your boss changes, when your friends change, or when your company changes.

Your life changes when YOU change, when you go beyond your limited beliefs. Examine yourself and watch yourself.

Don't be afraid of difficulties, impossibilities and losses. It's the way you face Life that makes all the difference.

And it is only YOU - who can make a difference to your life.

I don't know who is the writer, but what he says is true.

If you stop worried about your close friends, he will think that you have change even though you did so much of things for them.... How you explain to them also they wont understand. :) I just went through that. Chill out always.

Moral of the story - If you want your friends be happy always... you have to stop think about your future. Agree with me? Then who will take care of your family? How you going to live in the future? Do your friends will do the same thing for you?

This is call life- Experience is the best lesson in our life.

I am still the same, i hope they understand that.

I think i started to sell crab again here.

BYE.

Health - Important Tips

*Answer the phone by LEFT ear

*Do not drink coffee TWICE a day

*Do not take pills with COOL water

*Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm

*Reduce the amount of TEA you consume

*Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume

*Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night

*Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS

*Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time

*Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning

*Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping

*When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000
times.

THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree??"

"Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

Telemarketing Consultants

Please pass this to those whom seeking for job for temporary.

Preventive HealthCare Sdn Bhd is a professionally established
consultancy firm, which caters marketing and consultant services to
many corporate industries within Malaysia. Preventive HealthCare
provides inclusive training to enhance customer service and knowledge
on marketing. The firm also endow with many remuneration and benefits
to employees.

Location : Megan Phileo Avenue Kuala Lumpur
Work Time : 10.00 am – 6.00 pm
Work Days : 6 days
Salary : RM1000 + RM300 (Allowance) + RM300 (Other Allowance)

Requirements
1. Able to speak and write fluently in English
2. Result and performance oriented personality.
3. SPM leavers or College students are also encouraged to apply
if meet requirement.
4. Willing to work in Kuala Lumpur

Interested candidate kindly contact Mr Venu or Mr Evan from the below
details

Mr Venu : Office (03-2162 1759) Mobile (016 2415597)
Mr Evan : Mobile (012 6817351)

GOOD JOKE.....

An Israeli doctor says:
'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of
one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'


A German doctor says:
'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another,
and have him looking for work in four weeks.


A Russian doctor says:
'In my country, medicine is so far progressed that we can take half a
heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for
work in two weeks.'


The Malaysian doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we
recently took a man with no brains, out from Kepala Batas, Penang , put him
in the Parliament for 5 years, and now half the country is looking for
work.'

Data Center Operator

Responsibilities:

• Implement and manage Local Area Network (including VLAN) in Data Centre.
• Manage and monitor the performance of LAN and WAN.
• Analyze and troubleshoot the network failures or network performance degradation at data centre.
• Support operation team in ensuring availability of network and data centre infrastructure.
• Implement, configure and manage all switches in data center for optimum performance – Cisco switches, Fiber Channel switches.
• Implement, and Manage cabling standards for data center.
• Manage and monitor the UPS and power consumption in data center.
• Carries out day to day routine and ad-hoc tasks that are necessary to run the data centre operations environment.
• Perform first level troubleshooting and technical support to areas related to Server and data center equipments.
• Provide first level support for data center activities related to planned or emergency system support, backup, access authorizations, alert escalations and environment monitoring activities.

• Provide monitoring and performance documentation as required in related process and procedures implemented.
• Prepare all required samples for all audits related to data center as well as Sarbanes Oxley’s (SOX) half yearly tests.
• Maintain configuration management database based on specification.
• Manage assignments, schedules and deliverables assigned as part of new projects.

Requirements:

• Minimum Diploma in Computer Science / Information Technology or equivalent.
• Minimum 3-5 years of working experience.
• Possess knowledge of UNIX or LINUX, VMWare, Cisco, TCP/IP and Symantec Netbackup, Windows would be an added advantage.
• Possess CCNA Certification would be an added advantage.
• Possess knowledge on firewall will be added advantage.
• Possess exposure to configurations of Core switches will be an advantage.
• Good written and verbal communication skills in English.
• Able to start immediately is an advantage.
• Adhere to 3 staggered shift duty rosters but it is not 24 x 7 patterns. No need to work during weekends.

CISCO Certified Network Associate - CCNA (640-802)

Some knowledge sharing from Patrick Wong

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- CCNA -

Duration : 6 weeks
Total Classes : 36 hours (12 Classes)
Part Time : Weekday 7pm – 10pm
Free TCP/IP : additional 3 classes
Price: RM1800 (original CCNA book provided)
Cisco Exam Fee: 250 USD*
*Cisco has announced a price increase for CCNA exams effective from 24 June 2008.

About CISCO Programme
Cisco Career Certifications are IT professional certifications for Cisco products. The tests are administered by Pearson VUE (Prometric previously administered the test; but as of 1 Aug 2007, no longer does). There are three levels of certification: Associate, Professional, and Expert.

Why study Cisco Certification
Cisco is a world leader in networking for the Internet, comprises over 80% of the Internet backbone. In order to maintain this huge network sytem and enquipment, job oppurtunity is always open to Cisco holder.

What can i do with CCNA certification
Candidate who completed CCNA certification are ability to install, configure, operate, and troubleshoot medium-size routed and switched networks, including implementation and verification of connections to remote sites in a WAN. This new curriculum includes basic mitigation of security threats, introduction to wireless networking concepts and terminology, and performance-based skills. This new curriculum also includes (but is not limited to) the use of these protocols: IP, Enhanced Interior Gateway Routing Protocol (EIGRP), Serial Line Interface Protocol Frame Relay, Routing Information Protocol Version 2 (RIPv2),VLANs, Ethernet, access control lists (ACLs)

CCNA Study Guide

• Review how to configure and troubleshoot a small network.
• Expand the switched network from a small LAN to a medium-sized LAN with multiple switches, supporting VLANs, trunking, and spanning tree.
• Describe routing concepts as they apply to a medium-sized network and discuss considerations when implementing routing on the network.
• Configure, verify, and troubleshoot OSPF.
• Configure, verify, and troubleshoot EIGRP.
• Determine how to apply ACLs based on network requirements, and to configure, verify, and troubleshoot ACLs on a medium-sized network.
• Describe when to use NAT or PAT on a medium-sized network, and configure NAT or PAT on routers.
• Identify and implement the appropriate WAN technology based on network requirements.

For more information, please do not hesitate to contact:

Patrick Wong

Charleston Management Centre Sdn Bhd

"Student Admissions Services Executive"

Unit B-3A-14, Megan Avenue II,
No 12, Jalan Yap Kwan Seng,
50450 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

patrickwong@charleston.com.my

Tel - 603-27100018 Fax - 603-27100028
Mobile - 012-3399143
Website - http://www.charleston.com.my

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Wish you all the best.....

The Late South Indian Actor "Raguvaran"

He is the Villain ..... He is the Man.....

Can i say that 90% of our indian's only support/fan of the top heroes like "Super Star Rajinikanth, Ulaga Nayagan Kamal Hassan" & Ect......

I'm sure that at least 10% of you all are like to watch the villains character like me..... Agree???

My favorite actor - The Late South Indian Actor "Raguvaran" .

He is a drug edict .... who cares??? Can you act like him???

He is a distinguished character artiste, passed away in Chennai on (March 19 2008). weakness caused by excessive alcohol consumption.

He acted in more than 80 films in Tamil and Malayalam and had bagged many awards, including the Tamil Nadu government’s ‘Kalaimamani’ award and best character artiste award.

He had acted with all top actors, including superstar Rajnikanth, Chiranjeevi and Kamal Hassan.

He had carved a niche for himself with his special style and voice modulation.

Most of the tamil cinema fan are missing him as he is no more in this world anymore.

He born, he act & he passed away.... This is call life cycle. Nothing is permanent in this world. Do your best as much as you can before you die.

"This Is What My Brain Says"

Thanks to "SUN TV" for "Aaasatha Povuthu Yaaru"

One of the tamil comedy show that i ever enjoyed.


Click here for watch the shaw online.



Vaai Vitte Sirithal, Noi Vittu Pogum - = - Laugh out loud so you won't fall sick.

Tamil proverb that advice people to be happy always.

"Aaasatha Povuthu Yaaru" has proved that the proverb is true. My self really enjoying the shaw every saturday night. The shaw screen by "Sun TV" .

When you are happy, you tend to laugh more & you automatically will wipe your sadness away.

The shaw revolves with stand up comedy, mimicry, funny dance & songs, free styles, imitate actor or actress & a lot more.

Watch the shaw & enjoy your self. It's really make me laugh when ever i watch the shaw.

Click here for watch the shaw online.

Just simply wanna share my happiness with my fellow indians. For non indian friends... i don't think so you will understand because the shaw is in tamil language.

BE HAPPY ALWAYS .... Adiozzzz

Yahoo News.....

Damn.... sleepy.....

Saw this news when i sitting & rubbing my eyes with a cup of warm water in my office. Chumma... la... The picture just make me awake because i thought it was a real Komodo Dragon on the first sight.



Yahoo News
An endangered Fijian Crested Iguana is perched on a statue of a distant reptilian cousin, a Komodo Dragon, at Sydney's Taronga Zoo Thursday, June 19, 2008. The zoo has begun a program to help save the iguana which survive on only a few scattered Pacific islands.






Thanks to the photographer & Yahoo news for let me share this news with everyone rather than do nothing in this stupid office that i ever seen.....

"Nothing is imposible if you BELIEVE ON YOUR SELF"

Even animal can do it.... Why don't you???

Check out the dog with 2 legs & the man who trained the dog walk with 2 legs.

I smiled after looking at the first picture....
you will smile as well...
i guess.


You thought the dog is imitating the man...???





















The Doors are open for only those who believe in themself & Will Power which can make an animal walk on TWO LEGS.....!!

Can you survive in Malaysia with RM3000 per month???

Hmmm.... after so long i'm back here to share bout the email that i receive today. It's seems like old email but since our petrol price is increasing, i think its no harm for me to share this with everyone.

Enjoy the below email & think bout it. Its fun read.......

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Can A Family Man With Salary RM3,000 Survive In Malaysia...!

Let's do some simple calculations here.

In Malaysia, the average family income is RM3,000 /month (where father works, mother doesn't). I understand there are many families whose monthly income does not reach RM3,000, but to make things simple, let's take RM3,000 as the figure. Ok lah, right?

Okay, let's start rolling with a family which has Papa, Mama, 1 daughter and 1 son. Ngam-ngam.....

Calculation starts......

Electricity and water bill: RM100 (No air-con, No home theatre, No water heater ... ok?)

Phone bill ( Telekom): RM100

Meals for a happy family: RM775 (3 meals on RM25/day, RM25 for 4 persons...?)

Papa makan / teh-tarik during working hrs: RM155 (RM5/day, RM5 ... can eat what?)

Car repayment: RM400 (A proton saga aeroback, 7 yrs repayment)

Petrol (living in city, traffic-jam): RM300 (go to work, bring son to school, only can afford one car running)

Insurance: RM650 (For everyone)

House repayment: RM750 (low cost housing repayment for 30 yrs, retired still have to work to pay!)

Tuition: RM80 (got that cheap meh? i don't think so)

Older children pocket money @ school: RM20 (RM1/day, eat bread?)

School fees: RM30 (enough ah?)

School books and etc: RM100 (always got extra to pay in school)

Younger children milk powder: RM50 (cannot have the DHA, BHA, PHA one, expensive)

Miscellaneous: RM100 (shampoo, rice, sauce, toilet paper)

Oh wait!!! I have to stop here, so... No Astro, no movie @ cinema, no DVD, no CD, no online, cannot KFC, cannot McDonald, cannot go Park walk during weekend (petrol expensive), no chit chat on phone with grandparents, and etc...

Let's use a calculator to total up... WALAO EH! Shit! RM3,610 already...

EPF belum potong, income tax lagi........oledi RM3,610 .... How to survive lah tuan-tuan dan puan-puan sekalian ??? Our Deputy Prime Minister asked us to change lifestyle? How to change? Don't eat? Don't work? Don't send children to school and study? Besides that, I believe in Malaysia population, there are millions of rakyat Malaysia which still don't earn RM3,000/month!!!

What is this? Inilah Malaysia Boleh... Sorry ... it should be Malaysians Boleh , because we're still alive and kicking!! Our politicians must be mad!!!!

Please forward and comment boleh or tak boleh. No wonder so many Ah Loong around lah.... Renung-renungkan lah…… But Ah Loong is not a good solution for your financial problem…he he he.....

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I don't know who create it but what he saying is 100% correct. Agree???

As he said .... Lending money from loan shark is not a good idea....